Right now there's not much to see. Maybe you can just sit back and imagine what could be on this page. See if you can trick your brain into seeing more words than are actually there.
You might have stumbled across this page after I destroyed you in TF2. If that is the case, you only have your inadequacy to blame.
Also, hasn't anyone told you not to click on strange links on the internet?
Noobs pwned: too high to count
My CPU runs on pure Monster Energy drink.
The power supply is more radioactive than Chornobyl, times about 9000.
My hard drive clicks away late at night as I struggle to sleep.
The swaying lights of my rgb components create an artificial sun.
The street lights flicker whenever I boot up a game.
Rows and columns and columns and rows of random numbers pump through the systems like blood.
We are slaves to this new master, and we are masters of the game.
Even now the computer sways the auto generated predictive text to course my hands.
What you read is not me.
On to more pressing matters, I think I should talk about where the hell all of our data is going. You may have heard that websites will track everything you Think and Feel. Im here to tell you: that's TRUE.
Deep below somewhere in New York there is an elder god slumbering in a chamber of our making. A terrible being made of electrical components we are only just beginning to slightly understand, the only reason it hasn't awoken is because of all this darn DATA that we've been feeding it. And let me tell you - it's a LOT of data.
What does it do with all the data? Well, it's assumed that it only became an elder god because of its tendency to consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume and consume.
BUT, it takes time to digest everything, so the more we feed it the longer it takes to wake up. Now, You may be thinking "Well that's good and all, but aren't we just making it more powerful?"
Anyways, that's why there's a lot of incentive to start selling user data. We've just been buying it all up! Hell, we even made up an entire country (China) as a front for who would be buying the data. Lets face it - what would China even be doing with that data, huh? Spying on us? All they have to do is open up Twitter.